i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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I need you to use more vowels.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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