I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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