Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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