new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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