it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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