Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
You almost got us killed.
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