That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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