her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
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I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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