if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
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Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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