I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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