Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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