Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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