Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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