highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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