do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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