i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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