if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
We had sex on a dog bed..
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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