you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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