So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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