I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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