WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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