Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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