Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
