he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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