I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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