People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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