So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I can't turn off my feet"
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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