saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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