Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
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Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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