haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Hippo gnu deer
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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