We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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