quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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