Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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