I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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