I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
You can make out without kissing
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