wat bout pragnant strippers??
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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