you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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