if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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