so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You dont lie about slip and slides
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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