STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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