I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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