put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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