Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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