Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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