R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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