Me. At least after what I've been through.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Randomize
