guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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