so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
