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i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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