Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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