Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Come on in and take your pants off
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