My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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