I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
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We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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