I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Barsexuality is the new black.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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