Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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