Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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